Manly Meme

01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [ ] You carry a wallet. (Nope because poor.)
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [/] You scratch where it itches when it itches.
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 7.5

Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [x] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [x] Boxing/ MMA
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 13.5

Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 19.5

Do you say:
31) [x] Son of a bitch.
32) [x] I can fix it
33) [x] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch.
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [x] Here's your
Total So Far: 28.5

Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [ ] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 28.5

Have you:
45) [x] NEVER cross dressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [ ] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [x] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [ ] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [x] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.
Total: 31.5


Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent:  63%
DAMMIT KOTES